A Year In Pictures Following The Break-Up

I don't have any comments on your office ettiquette sp??) except to say that whenever I answer my phone I say CAN I help you. Not that I really want to help them anyway.

I just wanted to point out that I've finished reading your entire blog and am just fascinated. It's entirely brilliant and humbling. To have been in a six-year relationship and be this somber really humbles me, when I'm being terribly angry and bitter after one year. Different circumstances, of course, but nonetheless very humbling.

Thanks!
 

when i transfer someone to an extentsion, i like to say, "one moment," but what i'm dying to say is "let me patch you through." i may try it out today...i've got nothing to lose.
 

So true. I've long been a fan of the "How may I direct your call"

Around 4:30 I start saying "Good evening..." as a subtle way to say 'We're closing soon, so don't blame me when you don't get anyone."