Thursday, December 01, 2005
Opening night for my new improv show, Concept Album (I'm currently doing a lot of improv shows).
Afterwards, went out for drinks with the cast and several friends who had come to see the show. Had a long conversation with Mark and Sarah about what will happen when sexy aliens finally make contact with this planet (FYI: Sexiest sexy alien traits? Silver skin and pointy ears). Mark was adament that you'd want to be one of the first people to have sex with them, impregnante them, and create a star child, thus bringing our races together and stopping the sexy aliens from destroying our planet. Sarah agreed.
I, however, was adament about waiting for the second wave of sexy alien sex, to let other people find out if being horribly killed is part of the sexy alien mating ritual. And frankly, there are several examples in the animal world and the world of crappy sci-fi movies to support this concern.
"Fine," Sarah said, "you'll just have to be the godfather to one of our sexy alien babies."