Friday, December 09, 2005
More Ear work.
Not only do we wear giant ear costumes, but we hand out these little stress balls shaped like Lynchian severed ears in plastic bags.
We were encouraged to come up with little puns while we pass them out ("Ear you go"), but I mostly just say, "Free ear. Free ear. Would you like a free ear?" Really, the important word is free. "Free. Free. Free. Free."
We were also told that if we encountered anyone that was upset or unhappy about the promotion, we should not deal with them ourselves but direct them to our manager, and do NOT continue to pester them. Although, for some reason, it seems much easier to come up with ear puns for that situation ("Why are you being so ear-itable? Don't be ear-rational.")
# posted by Arnie : 7:14 PM
