Wednesday, April 26, 2006


Girl: I did something bad.
Me: Uh, okay. What happened?
Girl: You left your drawer open and I saw N's ring. I didn't mean to snoop, but I saw the box in there... and I opened it.
Me: That's fine. It's not a big deal.
Girl: I just wish I hadn't. It's weird. I feel weird that I saw it. Why do you still have it?
Me: I don't know. Not for any reason.
Girl: I'm sorry. I wasn't snooping. I don't snoop.
Me: I don't keep it in there to keep it close or look at it. It's just in there with a bunch of other junk. Not junk... just... stuff I don't know what else to do with.
Girl: I'm mad at myself for looking at it. Why did I look at? Now I'm going to be thinking about it. [long pause] Yikes. Yikes stripes.


# posted by Arnie : 2:09 PM
Comments:
More importantly, is that a booger perched atop your dresser? (And, more disturbingly, might it be "the Girl's"?!)
# posted by Blogger crabbydad : 5:19 PM
 
Well, it's probably N's booger, all things considered.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:46 PM
 
I'm pretty sure it's a dust bunny. Is that much better, though?
# posted by Blogger Arnie : 9:42 PM
 
Yes. Yes, it is.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:51 PM
 
yikes stripes gum?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:03 PM
 
Then you banged her. Right there.
# posted by Blogger Shaun : 8:58 PM
 
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